Bank Heist Mastermind Pillows

'Wire all your money to this computer and no DYE-VIRUS!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

Coco knew he was doomed

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"Keep it running."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

The Football Bank Robber.

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

'This is a money order.'

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

'Got the money?'

Handy Guide to Masking...

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"