Bank Heist Mastermind Mugs

'Wire all your money to this computer and no DYE-VIRUS!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Keep it running."

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"

Coco knew he was doomed

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

Handy Guide to Masking...

"Try to be patient, sir. Give your stick-up text a few seconds to upload."

The Football Bank Robber.

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'This is a money order.'

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

'Got the money?'

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'