Bank Heist Admirer Pillows

A daring day light bank robbery succeeded when the Widow Fipperwill, the gang leader, distracted a security guard.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

A potato's favourite video

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

Coco knew he was doomed

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"Keep it running."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

Charlotte Rampling

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

"No, Liz— they didn’t take your Chantecaille Nano Gold Energizing Cream!"

'Old English Sheepdogs are on the shaggy dog storey.'

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Got the money?'

The Football Bank Robber.

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."