Bank Heist Humorist Pillows

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Keep it running."

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"Collateral?... Oh, trust me. When you see the collateral I've brought with me, you'll be running to your safe."

'Didn't you get the money before locking them in the vault?'

'This is a money order.'

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

A robber reads a book on banking

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Early Ram Raids

Harvest Data Festival

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

PANIC!

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

Night Deposits.