Bank Robbery Parody Pillows

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

"I want to report a race crime.'

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

"Keep it running."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

"Collateral? How about I teach you what ties to avoid?"

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

I'm thinking of taking the next step and becoming a snail...what mortgages have you got to offer?

"Hold everything, Louis!"

"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

'It's true their security is better here but they don't have overdraft fees.'

Handy Guide to Masking...

'Too late. The government beat you to it.'

"If our bank had a negative interest rate we would be rich."

'This is a money order.'

'Got the money?'

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'Now you've signed all your assets over to the bank, I'm happy to lend you your bus fare home.'

"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it."

"Our checks bounced again."

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Small Loan Dept.

'Hey, Mr. Jones. I'd know that voice anywhere!'

'We can lend you the money for a new house. But how will you repay it?'

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."