Bank Vault Fans Gifts

Pirate Treasure

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

ATM withdrawal

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Dead animal toupee.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"

Dragging industry into the Euro

Coco knew he was doomed

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

Reverse piggy bank

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

Ask Sadie. Sadie – Will you share with us pictures of your lovely self as a young woman? - Roberto, Sent from my Kindle Fire. Actual reader letter. Is that his last name? What? Send from my Kindle Fire?! It's his device. My device is a bat. Hide the devices.

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.

Top 3 Complaints of Batman's Ex-Girlfriend.

'A job like that would drive me bananas.'

"Try to be patient, sir. Give your stick-up text a few seconds to upload."

'I was a bank clerk, and one day I charged the King $17.50 for a bounced check.'

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

The secret world of Polevaulters.

'I knew it was a mistake for Parkie to come.'

'We're no fly by night operation.'

"I'm in no hurry - if you wanna to go next."

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

"Great News! We're finally on the Big Board."

"And now the winner for 'most creative tax loophole'..."

Hunt, Gather Or Get Out Of The Way.

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'