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'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

ATM withdrawal

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Dead animal toupee.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

Coco knew he was doomed

Dragging industry into the Euro

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

"You need to paint more. Remember, time is Monet ... "

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

Reverse piggy bank

'A job like that would drive me bananas.'

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

'I was a bank clerk, and one day I charged the King $17.50 for a bounced check.'

'We're no fly by night operation.'

The secret world of Polevaulters.

'I knew it was a mistake for Parkie to come.'

"I'm in no hurry - if you wanna to go next."

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

"And now the winner for 'most creative tax loophole'..."

"Great News! We're finally on the Big Board."

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'