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'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Catalogue of little books.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Cat and fishing instruction

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Do not feed the clerks.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

I have a dream.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"He's looking for something for the beach."

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.