Bank Visitor T-Shirts

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Do not feed the clerks.

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

I have a dream.

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

Swing by won't you?

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

Wait a second, that's a toy gun. I'm only authorized to give you monopoly money.

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

Savings, Withdrawals, Robberies.

Old lady at the door

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

Smaller safes inside bigger safes.

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

"It's good to see the grandkids, but they're sitting on my stumps."