Bank Visitor T-Shirts

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

I have a dream.

Do not feed the clerks.

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Swing by won't you?

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

Wait a second, that's a toy gun. I'm only authorized to give you monopoly money.

Old lady at the door

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

Savings, Withdrawals, Robberies.

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

Smaller safes inside bigger safes.

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

"Freeze!"