Bank Employee Gifts

"Don't give me too much, I'm not good with money."

Smaller safes inside bigger safes.

'OK everybody, joke's over - it's opening time so close up all windows, except one!'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

'I said... oh, forget it!'

Wait a second, that's a toy gun. I'm only authorized to give you monopoly money.

'In the future, Farewell, I don't need to initial robbery notes.'

"No, that's 'Gilligan's Island.' You want to withdraw cash. Hit cancel and try again."

"I'm out if that is a manufacturer."

'Okay, she's got her card in, now shut it down.'

Do not feed the clerks.

"The computer accidentally charged you $12,974 for your meal. The good news is we can get that changed within a year or two."

"This bank is here to help seniors. How much is your bus fare home?"

"Do you mind backing up a little? I'm kind of a stickler for security."

"No no no, this is only a public health announcement!"

First hurdle to getting a loan. Angry woman.

Acme Pen Co -"If they don't work, just toss 'em in the bin"

'it's the local bank manager.'

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

"Freeze!"

"If you could, please take our customer service survey and let them know how I did."

'Your check to 'Hooters' bounced, ironically enought.'

'This isn't so bad. The last bank I worked in got held up so often I developed repetitive motion disorder.'

"Sometimes I'll open a random safe deposit box and fart in it."

You could have fooled me!

'She's the loan officer at the bank.'

Mario Draghi

Spot the difference.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'That's my boy...'