Bank Heist Reenactor Gifts

"Whose money is it anyway..?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Missing You.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'I think they're up to something.'

Goddess

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"But I use all of them!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

Knight school.

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'Well, it isn't all fun and games GUARDING this place, either, you know!'

Medieval Page Boy