Balding Braves Pillows

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Male Pattern Baldness

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

Lion Toupee

Flying carpet

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Whale Pattern Balding

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Hair loss comb.

Whale Pattern Balding,

Budget Toupees.

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Don't be silly- it doesn't bother me that you're going prematurely piebald,'

"You can't join the Federal Witness Protection Program just to eep your friends from seeing your bald spot."

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Man having thinning hair blasted by cafe speaker.

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

Man's Hair Flies Off When Doctor Tests His Reaction

"Ambitions... To have a bad hair day."

'I bet your mother never made you go to school in the middle of a polar vortex!'

The beginning of one of those days.

"Ok - what makes you so sure that it's a wig??"