Balance Sheet Artist Gifts

'Hello, Smudgekins and Smollet, creative accountants, how may I help you?'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

House of books.

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

Treading a fine lion.

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Football party

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Tightrope Walker.

Handstand

A gymnast holding a balloon

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

Tightrope Walker

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

Art Guidelines

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'We believe numbers don't lie, especially when interpreted advantageously.'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

Ballerina drying her laundry

Gymnastics.

I don't think we need to resort to medication to help your insomnia...An hour with my accountant should do the trick...Accountancy doesn't NEED to be DULL!

'So the cuts have started then?'

'He celebrates the fiscal New Year.'

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."