Accounting Artist Gifts

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Sheep Ledger

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

"I'm a soul trader."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

'Perkins, what about this trip on your expense account to 'Fantasy Island'?'

Home Business - Accounting Software.

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

'Have you got the accounts right yet?' - 'Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.'

"All economic hope abandon ye who enter here."

'So the cuts have started then?'

“I can’t disagree, your methods are very creative. But… have you any practical accounting experience?”

Right brain accounting.

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

Accountancy - 'plein air'

When Accountants Rake Leaves

'Tonight on the Gourmet Accountant - cooking the books.'

T-shirt slogan: 'I survived the audit.'

'Hello, Smudgekins and Smollet, creative accountants, how may I help you?'