Financial Artist Gifts

Creative Accounting.

"Bradley dabbles in art, but it doesn't define him. Money defines him."

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Self portrait.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

The Bullish World

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

Man with a Plan

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

'Your in great shape...'

City & Western.

What's a CEO's motivation?

"Magnificent light today, chief."

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."