Financial Artist Pillows

Creative Accounting.

"Bradley dabbles in art, but it doesn't define him. Money defines him."

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

Self portrait.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

The Bullish World

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

Man with a Plan

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

'Your in great shape...'

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

City & Western.

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

Art Guidelines

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"Magnificent light today, chief."

'Yeah. It was a good day.'