Financial Illustrator Gifts

Art Guidelines

Occu-Pie Mars

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Rapunzel in the Morning

Super pets.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Caterpillar Portrait

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

The Frog Prince