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'Hello, Smudgekins and Smollet, creative accountants, how may I help you?'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

House of books.

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Treading a fine lion.

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

'What a wonderful day to declare chapter 13!'

Football party

"Well, there it is in black and white - we're in the red."

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Tightrope Walker.

A gymnast holding a balloon

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

Art Guidelines

Handstand

'After a cursory examination, the outside auditor is demanding his money up front.'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

Tightrope Walker

'We believe numbers don't lie, especially when interpreted advantageously.'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

Gymnastics.

'So the cuts have started then?'

I don't think we need to resort to medication to help your insomnia...An hour with my accountant should do the trick...Accountancy doesn't NEED to be DULL!

Ballerina drying her laundry

'He celebrates the fiscal New Year.'

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

"Can you work a little magic with these figures? In fact, can you make them disappear?"