Baking Show Fan Pillows

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Where cronuts come from.

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

Loyd Grossman

Mary Berry

Bakery - say it with flour.

"When did they add this channel?!"

"You're losing your everything."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Chefs

'Ready, steady, Operate'

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

Hands off!

Cottage cupcakes.

'I made you a layer cake.'

"Which cooking competition show did you get your training from?"

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

'Aw - cute!'

Kitchen chef