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A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Cake Free Zone

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Keith Floyd.

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Chef Cake Topper

Guy Fieri

Baker

The Emeril Isle

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

My Cauldron Rules

Mary Berry

Here's one I made earlier.

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

Hands off!

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

Cottage cupcakes.

"Your mom really puts herself into her work, doesn't she?"

A seamstress with balloons

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'