Baking Show Fan Gifts

Any time is cake o'clock

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

"When did they add this channel?!"

Bakery - say it with flour.

Cottage cupcakes.

Chefs

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

"You're losing your everything."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

'Ready, steady, Operate'

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

Hands off!

'Aw - cute!'

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

"Apart from writing your new cookery book what else have you been up to?"

"Which cooking competition show did you get your training from?"

Kitchen chef

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'