Baggage Fee Expert Gifts

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Heading off with a packed bag

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Emotional Baggage Handler

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

I don't like the looks of this airline.

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

Left Luggage/Right Luggage

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'I'm wearing my two carry ons.'

'You're a day late, a dollar short, AND fifteen pounds overweight.'