Baggage Appreciators Gifts

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Joined at the hipster.

A Quiet Rebuke.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Where has he been so long?

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

All gates.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

Traveller's Luggage.

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Suitcase Trailer

A parcel of postmen

'It's for Pookie.'

I don't like the looks of this airline.

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

"I like it when it's just you and me flying. When we're with the other crows, it's murder!"

"Excuse me... Did they say carrion, or carry-on?"

Elydale Church: Assembly Required.

"I'm afraid your luggage is too large, sir. We'll have to charge a fee."

"Just give me a moment..."