Baggage Reclaim Enthusiast Gifts

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Where has he been so long?

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Baggage Claim

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

All gates.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"Call it spring cleaning - I threw out all my dictionaries."

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

Traveller's Luggage.