Baggage Reclaim Enthusiast Mugs

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Where has he been so long?

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

Baggage Claim

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"Call it spring cleaning - I threw out all my dictionaries."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."