Baggage Appreciators Mugs

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Where has he been so long?

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

Traveller's Luggage.

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Suitcase Trailer

I don't like the looks of this airline.

A parcel of postmen

'It's for Pookie.'

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

"I like it when it's just you and me flying. When we're with the other crows, it's murder!"

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

"Excuse me... Did they say carrion, or carry-on?"

Elydale Church: Assembly Required.

"I'm afraid your luggage is too large, sir. We'll have to charge a fee."

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

"Just give me a moment..."