Baggage Fee Expert Mugs

Sometimes they need the oxygen mask after they see the new baggage fees.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Heading off with a packed bag

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Emotional Baggage Handler

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Airport Security. It takes longer getting through security, but by wearing all my clothes, I don't have to pay to check a bag!

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand-new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

Left Luggage/Right Luggage

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'So...Now I can get American's loudy service and U.S. airways inept baggage handling all in one convenient airline?'