Baggage Detectives Gifts

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

I don't like the looks of this airline.

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

"This brand of sugar looks good. The first ingredient is whole wheat flour."

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'

'Do you know he's got body parts in that suitcase?'

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."

FedUp.(FedEx delivery van and employee).