Baggage Detectives Prints

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"...so if my maths serves me right, if I buy four of these it won't cost you anything"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Sometimes they need the oxygen mask after they see the new baggage fees.

"Just barking will do."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'I don't know, Al... A dumpster in the middle of the woods! Seems kind of fishy to me.'

A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

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"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

"This brand of sugar looks good. The first ingredient is whole wheat flour."

'Only 5000 miles on the clock.'

'Do you know he's got body parts in that suitcase?'

"Remember, now. Don't buy this car just to please me."