Luggage Detective Prints

"Just barking will do."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The Missing Sock Returns

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Missing sock

The Complete Cycle.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Where missing laundry socks go!

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"You overpacked again."

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Baggage Claim

All gates.

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.