Bad Idea Enthusiast Gifts

"I'll probably hate myself in the morning."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

She's disappointed. Doctor Frankenstein's online dating profile simply says that he's a "body-builder."

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

Little Things

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Gloria called

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"And together they soldiered onward, to distant horizons more splendid than either of them had ever dared to dream."

"Unfortunately he's just not smart enough to set them up!"

"I forgot to put bay leaf in the red beans and no one even noticed."