Bad Idea Enthusiast Pillows

"I'll probably hate myself in the morning."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Rayna's been kidnapped! And its all my fault!"

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

"Are we locked up with him, or is he locked up with us?"

Little Things

"Heads we go with the analytics. Tails we don't."

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

'A simple bottle would have sufficed for your specimen, Mr Thomas.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

"And together they soldiered onward, to distant horizons more splendid than either of them had ever dared to dream."

'Whose idea was it to open an uphill skiing course?'

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."