Bad Dream Ponderer Gifts

Nuclear Scientist Has A Recurring Nightmare.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Why bother?"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Ghost puddle

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Experts through the ages.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'I say we try it.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

Writers' Compensation

"I'll have dessert first."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

Jesus wept

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

The End is Near.