Bad Dream Ponderer Pillows

Nuclear Scientist Has A Recurring Nightmare.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Why bother?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Experts through the ages.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Writers' Compensation

'I say we try it.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Jesus wept

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

The End is Near.

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?