Bad Day Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the reflective soul who's facing a tough day? Our collection for the 'bad day philosopher' offers clever, amusing, and heartfelt items designed to lift spirits and inspire introspection. From mugs to prints, discover unique products that bring humor and comfort to moments of challenge.

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'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...' mockup

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

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'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

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'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.' mockup

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

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"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs." mockup

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

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"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!" mockup

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

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'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!' mockup

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

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'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

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The King In The Rain.

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'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY' mockup

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

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"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes" mockup

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

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'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.' mockup

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

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'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.' mockup

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

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Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.' mockup

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

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"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks." mockup

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

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"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?" mockup

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

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"High Pressure Area"

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The End is Relative

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'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.' mockup

'The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.'

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'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?' mockup

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

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"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"Would it have killed you to shave first?" mockup

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

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It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent mockup

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

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Saving up for a rainy day.

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"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil." mockup

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

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'It just hasn't been my day.'

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Elephant umbrella.

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UK Economy April

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Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow... mockup

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

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"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!" mockup

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

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"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ." mockup

"No, that's not data pouring from the clouds. That's just rain. Let me explain how cloud technology works again. . ."

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"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?" mockup

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

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'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?' mockup

'I don't understand why they make such a big deal about acid rain. Can't we just counteract it with alkaline rain?'

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'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.' mockup

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

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'One of those days, huh?'

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Wordplay: Amphibious

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'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet) mockup

'Compare me to a summer's day? In this country?!' (Shakespeare unwittingly insults a lady while reciting a sonnet)

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Bad Day Philosopher Gifts Collection

Bad Day Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty messages and artwork tailored for the 'bad day philosopher'—start their day with a smile.

Bad Day Philosopher Pillows

See our cozy pillows with humorous and wise designs—great for turning a bad day into a moment of comfort and reflection.

Bad Day Philosopher Prints

Find inspiring prints that combine humor and philosophy—perfect for adding a motivational touch to any space during tough times.

Bad Day Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for the thoughtful philosopher who enjoys a good laugh—ideal for lifting spirits on a difficult day.