Bad Days Gifts

"I just don't have it in me today..." "Well, aren't you the lucky one."

'Fred's had a rough day. He was laid off, run down, set up, and now he's fit to be tied.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Gonna Suck

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'One of those days, huh?'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

Crappy Diem

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

The Beginning of One of Those Days

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'