Bad Days Gifts

"I just don't have it in me today..." "Well, aren't you the lucky one."

'Fred's had a rough day. He was laid off, run down, set up, and now he's fit to be tied.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'One of those days, huh?'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

Bad day? Guano happens.

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'Having one of those days I see.'

Crappy Diem

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'This started out as a pretty good day...'