Bad Day Sympathies Gifts

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'One of those days, huh?'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

Bad day? Guano happens.

Crappy Diem

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

'Having one of those days I see.'

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

The Beginning of One of Those Days

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

'Tough day or tough life?'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."

"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."