Bad Day Comrades Gifts

Raining No.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'It's a letter from the fish. Apparently the water was too cold for them so they went to Florida for the winter. Dang, we came all this way for nothing.'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'One of those days, huh?'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'Looks like another one of those days.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Crappy Diem

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

The split end is near.

"It's the right drink in the right place at the right time."

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'