Bad Day Sympathizer Gifts

"Can't a guy have a bad day in private!?"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Gonna Suck

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'One of those days, huh?'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'Having one of those days I see.'

Bad day? Guano happens.

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

With a high temperature and sore throat Terry felt like he was at deaths door.

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

'Tough day or tough life?'