Bad Day Sympathizer Gifts

"Can't a guy have a bad day in private!?"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'One of those days, huh?'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

The Beginning of One of Those Days

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

With a high temperature and sore throat Terry felt like he was at deaths door.