Bad Day Reminder Gifts

'Ptui. I spit.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Gonna Suck

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'One of those days, huh?'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"