Bad Day Pick-me-up Gifts

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"Now more than ever I need the right kind of avocado toast."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'One of those days, huh?'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Go home and take your cold with you.

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"