Bad Day Pick-me-up Gifts

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"Now more than ever I need the right kind of avocado toast."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Gonna Suck

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'One of those days, huh?'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

Go home and take your cold with you.

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'