Bad Day Mood-lifter Gifts

Gonna Suck

The day the stock market went UP.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

How Optimism Works

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Back to school.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"Stu's not a morning person."

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

'Looks like another one of those days.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

"Prozzac"

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

Vacuuming Up the Mood

'One of those days, huh?'