Bad Day Reminder Pillows

'Ptui. I spit.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Gonna Suck

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'Looks like another one of those days.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'One of those days, huh?'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

'Take ten days off work.'

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"