Bad Day Sympathy Pillows

'Having one of those days I see.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

'One of those days, huh?'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

Crappy Diem

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

Bad day? Guano happens.

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

With a high temperature and sore throat Terry felt like he was at deaths door.

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

The Beginning of One of Those Days