Bad Day Sympathies Pillows

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'One of those days, huh?'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

Crappy Diem

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."

The Beginning of One of Those Days

'Tough day or tough life?'

"Poor Zachary. A meteorite squashed his swing set."

With a high temperature and sore throat Terry felt like he was at deaths door.