Bad Day Support Pillows

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"Oh, God! It's really been one of those days!"

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

Despair.

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Gonna Suck

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'One of those days, huh?'

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

Crappy Diem

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."

'Tough day or tough life?'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'