Bad Day Survivors Pillows

The Beginning of One of Those Days

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Absolutely not!"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Umbrella Roof

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Mother sent me back to school the minute I was feeling better.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'One of those days, huh?'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

Hat Swap

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

Though Mary's date puts her to sleep, she's saved by her airbag.

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."