Bad Day Survivor Pillows

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

"What happened to you?"

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

Worm on a hook faced with a big fish "More mither"

The beginning of one of those days.

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

"Absolutely not!"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Monday morning is nigh.

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Umbrella Roof

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'Mother sent me back to school the minute I was feeling better.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

Hat Swap

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'One of those days, huh?'

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."