Bad Day Encouragement Pillows

"It's okay to have a bad day."

'Phew! What a day I've had. Still, I don't suppose it can get any worse.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Gonna Suck

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

'One of those days, huh?'

'Looks like another one of those days.'

'You thought having 'flu would get you out of doing the dishes.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Go home and take your cold with you.

'You have know idea what I've been through today.'

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"That's just great! The boat sank and it's hide tide. What else could go wrong?!"

Crappy Diem

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

"You have a giant rip in your pants."

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'