Bad Day Relief Pillows

'Your reflection is sick today so I'm fillin' in for him.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Tough day or tough life?'

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Fight or Flight

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Mind-Fullness

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Cat in a flap

Nervous Oral Testing

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I feel your pain."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Torn-Off Mouse.

Stressed over time management

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'I hate Mondays.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."